Why Your Bachelor Sucks 2: Alayah Strikes Back

“i’M aFrAiD oF hEiGhTs”
These lyrics are the bastard child of a Busch Light and a 3 a.m. “I miss you” text
I blurred out the handle and pics because I don’t snitch on my sources.
Alayah watched Mean Girls and thought it was an inspiring film (ABC)
  • Kelsey surprised us all with a mature ass moment of accepting that Alayah is back on the show. Kelsey made the grown ass point that if she were to win Peter’s heart, she wants to know that he has no regrets and he truly gave everyone a shot before choosing her. Bravo Kelsey, it’s almost like you weren’t the same girl who had a Worldstar moment over champagne.
  • Mykenna literally goes 0.3 seconds without talking to Peter and starts crying like if she found out her family died. This girl needs to get off the show. No seriously. I legitimately don’t think she knows her self-worth. I don’t know how toxic her last relationship was, but personally I’m thinking this girl does NOT need to be trying to date ANYBODY. She needs to learn to love herself and date herself first. She does not exhibit any symptoms of someone who is capable of loving themselves and if you can’t love yourself, how can you be capable of loving someone else? Stop allowing your worth and happiness to be determined by someone who is also dating 20 other women in front of you. When you have self-love and know your worth, a good romantic partner essentially becomes someone echoing how you already feel about yourself. Praying for you girl.
  • Deandra was an impeccable queen when she took the time to make sure Peter knew how disrespectful it was to bring Alayah back on the show. Also I would let Deandra fist fight my mother if it meant she would know I existed.
  • Shiann put her team on her back and went full Patrick Mahomes in the football game just to let Victoria P steal Peter right off the bat. You hate to see it.
  • VICTORIA P YOU WERE OUR KEY WITNESS IN THE TRIAL AGAINST ALAYAH AND YOU FUCKING BLEW IT. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LET US DOWN LIKE THIS. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
Dear Victoria P

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Chris Mejia

Chris Mejia

Delusional sports fan and messy Bachelor/Bachelorette viewer. These are my hot takes.