Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelorette Sucks 3: Pour Some Trauma On MeFirst off, allow me to say that I am aware.Dec 8, 2020Dec 8, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelorette Sucks: Clare Crawley and the Curious Case of Being DicknotizedRight off the bat, allow me to say that I’ve made a giant mistake. A mistake that a reader of my previous blog so kindly pointed out and…Nov 5, 2020Nov 5, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelorette Sucks: Clare Crawley and the Appropriately Aged MenI should make it clear before you start your angry replies that I’m not actually saying that Clare sucks, this is just the name of this…Oct 20, 2020Oct 20, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelor Sucks 3: I No Longer Want To Write TheseCan someone please murder me as quickly as possible so that I no longer have to write these?Mar 2, 2020Mar 2, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelor Sucks 2: Alayah Strikes BackPeter you stupid sack of shit.Feb 3, 2020Feb 3, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelor Sucks 1: Mike Should Have Been The BachelorWe’re back. We’re finally back. Everybody’s favorite guilty shit-storm of a pleasure has re-emerged to present another edition of…Jan 20, 2020Jan 20, 2020
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelor/Bachelorette Sucks 2: Electric BoogaloohEy ChRiS wHeRe WaS yOuR wEEk 2 aRtIcLe?Aug 26, 2019Aug 26, 2019
Chris MejiaWhy Your Bachelor/Bachelorette Sucks Pt. 1Okay I had to delete the intro to this piece and rewrite it like 80 times because it had a bunch of expositional bullshit that honestly is…Aug 12, 2019Aug 12, 2019
Chris MejiaThe Consequences of an Obnoxious David Defeating GoliathHumanity rang in the new year thinking that 2018 would be the start of bigger & better things. The clock struck midnight and lots of us…Jan 6, 2018Jan 6, 2018
Chris MejiaThe Philadelphia Eagles Lost to Seattle and the Spirit of Christmas is Officially DeadSORRY EVERYBODY BUT CHRISTMAS IS CANCELEDDec 7, 2017Dec 7, 2017
